Uncredible Opinions

Empire Magazine's Top 100 Films: 26-50

Chris and Ryan are forced to discuss two more Lord of the Rings movies, along with 23 other movies, and pick some of their next flicks to frick with.

Shogun Season 1, 7-10

Chris and Ryan let the dust settle on one of the best first seasons of a drama they've seen right after they explain how squeamish they are.

Gene Hackman Tribute

Chris and Ryan reflect on the late Gene Hackman's career, what we loved and what we missed. Rest in peace, Gene Hackman; you saved us from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.

Yojimbo and Sanjuro

Ryan and I react to a legend's death before discussing the several awesome deaths in Kurosawa's Yojimbo and Sanjuro.

The Perfect Ten (Movies)

Ryan and Chris take a detour and pose 10 "Perfect" movies each. Which means 10 of those 20 movies are actually perfect, and none of them are Ryan's.

Shogun, Episodes 4-6

Chris and Ryan continue to be a coupla show goons. But seriously, start watching Shogun. What a gem.

The Samurai Trilogy

Chris and Ryan, like all misguided men, continue to idolize jacked, morally driven movie warriors while eating fast food 5 times a week and cussing at football games. Join us in praising Musashi Miyamoto, Duel at Ichijoji Temple, and Duel at Ganryu Island for depicting a hero we can never be. (Wow, this got sad.)

Shogun, Season 1, Episodes 1-3

Chris and Ryan say "Showgoon" a lot, because we're cultured?

Seven Samurai

Chris and Ryan discuss THE great Samurai film, and then get distracted arguing about Lord of the Rings and Spider-Man. We don't have ADH hey a butterfly!

Samurai Films: The Lineup

Chris tells Ryan what Samurai films they're going to watch, so Ryan challenges Chris to a duel. The two of them stand and stare for 3 minutes before... okay, spoiler alert!