Uncredible Opinions

Gene Hackman Tribute

Chris and Ryan reflect on the late Gene Hackman's career, what we loved and what we missed. Rest in peace, Gene Hackman; you saved us from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.

Yojimbo and Sanjuro

Ryan and I react to a legend's death before discussing the several awesome deaths in Kurosawa's Yojimbo and Sanjuro.

The Perfect Ten (Movies)

Ryan and Chris take a detour and pose 10 "Perfect" movies each. Which means 10 of those 20 movies are actually perfect, and none of them are Ryan's.

Shogun, Episodes 4-6

Chris and Ryan continue to be a coupla show goons. But seriously, start watching Shogun. What a gem.

The Samurai Trilogy

Chris and Ryan, like all misguided men, continue to idolize jacked, morally driven movie warriors while eating fast food 5 times a week and cussing at football games. Join us in praising Musashi Miyamoto, Duel at Ichijoji Temple, and Duel at Ganryu Island for depicting a hero we can never be. (Wow, this got sad.)

Shogun, Season 1, Episodes 1-3

Chris and Ryan say "Showgoon" a lot, because we're cultured?

Seven Samurai

Chris and Ryan discuss THE great Samurai film, and then get distracted arguing about Lord of the Rings and Spider-Man. We don't have ADH hey a butterfly!

Samurai Films: The Lineup

Chris tells Ryan what Samurai films they're going to watch, so Ryan challenges Chris to a duel. The two of them stand and stare for 3 minutes before... okay, spoiler alert!

Goodfellas and Mad Max: Fury Road

Ryan grows up and sees Goodfellas; is that funny to you? What is he, a clown? Chris joins the modern world and sees Mad Max: Fury Road. Valhalla!

The Godfather Part II and Parasite

Chris and Ryan lose their Godfather Part II and Parasite virginity, which is a really weird string of words to have in a sentence, but hey, my backspace button is broken.